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The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.
It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!
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When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.
"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"
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The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.
My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!
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A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.
my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job
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The disgusting act of full on sucking on a nose like a popsicle during a make out session.
In the movie Abduction, Lily Collins gave Taylor Lautner a nose blow job during the make out scene on the train.
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The most abrasive and mutually damning insult on the internet. Telling someone to go get a job implies telling them to end their continued presence on the internet and actually become a useful member of society instead of being a deadweight who sits inside all day arguing with people over trivial matters online. Telling someone to go get a job is tantamount to telling them to throw their entire life away and start anew in an unfamiliar and discomforting position.
So now you're gonna blame ME for this? Go get a job already, you prick.
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Take 3 feet of PVC pipe then coat the inside in body temperature lube (96.8 degrees) then slide your penis into the pipe. After that get a partner to insert a cockroach into the other end of the pipe and to blow the insect to the end of your tube with your penis and allow the cockroach to crawl around. Optional: have your partner suck the cockroach out at the end.
Damn, Bethany just gave me the best PVC Pipe Job I’ve ever had.
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