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day of being my girlfriend
what day it's today?
may 9 so u should be carla's gf
National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.
Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9
Straight legends and coolest people were born on May 9th. Food loving and cuties day….
Just coolest !!!
Hey did u know sally gave birth on may 9th?
Oh her baby would be just coolest
Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!
Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh
national eat your own shit day
Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww
people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.
Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day