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anal soliloquy

When you fart around others, and no one notices.

(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...

by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016


anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.

Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.

by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021


Anal Centipede

I line of people standing, a person at the front takes a penis in the butthole, and then the person doing that takes a penis in the butthole, and then so on it goes to the end, where that man gets a jolly time and doesn't get penetrated.

Derek - "Me and the boys were doing the Anal Centipede the other night"
Phil - "Where were you? Front, middle or back?"
Derek - "Middle, you know me. Action on both ends"
Dave - "What the fuck? Are you a homosexual?"
Derek - "Of course not, I'm a homiesexual"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021


anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.

Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)

by NiggaFromTheSwampAssRegion May 22, 2017


Anal session with your friend

U fuck ur best friend

-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend

by Anal_session_4life August 5, 2022


Anal-ality

A personality in which one is anal

My brother, the chemical engineer, suffers from chronic anal-ality.

by SaraC43 September 21, 2022


Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.

‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’

by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018