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The act of penetrating a woman anally. Ejaculating in her anus. Sucking the cum out of her anus. Then gracefully embracing her and spitting it in her mouth.
I gave her the bird feed last night. I sucked my boys out of her ass and fed it back to her. Bird feeding
shotgun shooting sport where live targets are released from five traps in a large, fenced, circular shooting area.
There's not many things more difficult than shooting box birds.
Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS
“I was clapping this broad and I ended up with bird sauce on my johnson”
The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.
Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”
A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
can you tell your twin to keep his hand away from your crotch?
Yeah true, its really disgusting behaviour to leave me on read. Disgusting is not the right dicky bird, immature? overtly intentional? vibe-killing?
I don't know. I don't take pleasure in being ghosted, rejected. This too shall pass.