dropping the f-bomb

when a teacher in a classroom refers to a student for using the curse beginning with an f and ending with a k, with a uc in between.

yo, vitties was just dropping the f-bomb at rabbi gralla

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P-bomb

To tell the man that got you pregnant you are pregnant.

So Susie dropped the P-Bomb on my last night so I punched that bitch in the gut!

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Wiki Bomb

1. a Golf shot that goes no higher then 2 feet off the ground
2. Worm Burner

Christian: damn angelo you just hit wiki bomb
Angelo: (sigh) i hate hittin wiki bomb
Chirstian: ok double or nottin
Angelo: ???...
Christian: if you dont bet me in this wiki bomb contest ur gettin hooked

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Top Rack Bombs

Cups that get turned upside down in the dishwasher during the wash cycle and fill with water.

Dude, my mom made me empty the dishwasher and it was full of top rack bombs.

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c bomb whistle

whenever the c bomb is about to be dropped, a whistling noise (like a bomb being dropped) from high pitch to low pitch should precede it to let people know that the word cunt is going to be said.

here comes the c bomb guys (indicated by the c bomb whistle)

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FB Wall Bombing

Playing a joke on FB when you contact a few FB friends and let them know to post something funny on a mutual friend's wall all at the same time creating a flurry of posts and likes, etc. It is hilarious!

Erick wants to dance Zumba tonight. Cowboy boots and tights required. FB Wall Bombing

Erick, I heard you're having a Zumba party tonight, are tights and boots optional this time? FB Wall Bombing

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bean burrito bomb

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)

Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!

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