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Being highly susceptible to getting a boner.
I was already kinda of horny when my wife asked me to watch her try on different dresses. I explained to her that this makes me subject to bonerability.
A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.
Derived from vulnerability
She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.
a reversed boner is me with math
"i got a reversed boner in maths today! it was horrific!
Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.
A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.
Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.
Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
“Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”
When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.