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when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.
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When a large number of men ejaculate into a funnel attached to a woman's vagina, then proceed to wait 9 months for the baby to be born, then get a paternity test and see who the babies father is.
That hoe been with so many diesel ass mutha F**k'as, she might as well have played a game of baby daddy Bukakke Roulette
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A line on a shirt Harry Styles wore on New Year’s Eve
Dad: You can’t date him
You: But daddy I love him
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A term used to define a very well endowed gentleman that is known to sleep with a lot of women. Nine times out of ten his favorite position he wants a woman to perform while having sex is doggy style. Doggy style is perfect because he can slightly lean back while his large member can move in and out smoothly or hard and aggressive inside a woman's vagina, thus the LONG STROKE part of his name.
Women hardly, if ever, complain about these Big Daddy Long Stroke's sexual performance, but they tend to call these guys assholes and bastards, especially to their girl friends. Yet, dispite all this name calling either to him over the phone, in his face or to her friends and family, she still will sleep with Big Daddy Long Stroke cause he can make her knees buckle, toes curl, body sweat and pussy cum about 4 to 12 times in 3 hours to one whole night of sex. Trust me, Ive counted.
If a woman is involved with one of these types of men as her boyfriend, fiancee or husband, they may be silly enough to tell the world about her Long Stroke, thus having those close to her try to sample what she's been getting all the time. And if he is a sneaky Long Stroke, then he will have sex with the woman/women she is close to. Sad aint it?
Girl 1: Oooo, child I was with Nick the other night, he got me from the back and broke a bitch off. I got him saved as Big Daddy Long Stroke in my phone.
Girl 2: For real girl?....In her thoughts: "Watch when I see Nick, I'm gonna see if my home girl aint lying him and his long stroke. I know she my girl, but I gots to get me some of that good dick"....
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A Big Daddy Bean Flicker or BDBF is an extremely sexy human who makes you Flick the Bean but at the same time they are understanding and nice. A combination of both being hot and understanding BDBF’s usually have dark eyes and tan dark in the summer while being pale as paper in the winter. They are one of a kind and if you ever find a BDBF never let them go.
Emma you are my Big Daddy Bean Flicker
One of the best um.....entertainers that you will ever meet.
Girl: Can you get someone to hype up my party for me?
Boy: Yeah. I got you. I'll get my man Big Daddy Sprinkles (BDS).
Girl: BDS? I heard of him. But is he legal?
Boy:....He'll be there. what time is the party?
A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking
Oh my god fuck me hard daddy
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