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When a man walks out of a shower with the towel not properly positioned and bends over to pick something out exposing the beanbag to others in the room that looks like a dead, hanging upside down Robbin.
When we first check in, Joe takes a shower and walks out without a towel looking for one, exposing The Dead Robbin to his roommates.
When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
In poker, to continue in a hand when there are no cards remaining in the deck that can help you.
I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts.
None cowards who limp away kneecapped from my door to their ambulance after bringing a nuclear weapon to a nuclear armed secure facility, residential or otherwise.
I leave you dead combatants for treason and trespassing...
A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.
Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.