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any person who is a generally stupid or ignorant asshole
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The term used to describe the penis after its been in a butthole.
I put it in that girls butt and I got poopie dick.
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The traumatic bending of one's penis when a woman riding on top rides too high, the penis is no longer centered, and the weight of the woman comes down with full force. Typified by an audible popping noise.
<svenmonk> Where did that dick snap Craiggers go? I bet that CFNM pervert will think twice before letting that fat bitch, idali, fuck him on top.
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Phrase referring to the size of a penis during/after a esctasy trip. The penis is small and shrivled for roughly 24 hours after taking esctasy.
I can't fool around with her, I have bean dick.
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A dick bath is when a male washes (or freshens up) only his genitalia before going on a date or over to a booty call.
"Yo my girl called and wants to hook up but I gotta take a dick bath first. My balls reak!"
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A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."
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A sock a man wears over his penis when he goes to the tanning salon to tan to prevent it from getting sun burned.
It is advised to always bring a dick sock when you fake bake. What's the point of looking tan and sexy if your dick is burnt.
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