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When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.
"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."
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A pair of well-worn underpants.
Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.
This term is used when a girl has a boyfriend but is obviously checking out and flirting with other guys
I saw Stacy walking around with her man today, she's got eyes
To rest ones balls on another's eyes.
"Hey Tony, I'm having trouble sleeping. It's too bright in here."
"OK here, let me give you an Arabian eye pillow."
"Ah, much better! No light can penetrate your scrotum!"
People with blue eyes (or any exotic color) tend to keep them open very wide. Which can make them seem a little high at times or in some cases, just plain out creepy. This may be a conscious action caused by wanting people to see they're rare eye color. Or just simply them being weird or not noticing.
Person 1: Woah, why did miley cyrus look like that in blue eyes meme of her
Person 2: Oh, she's probably got blue eyes syndrome
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A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet
‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’
Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,
Pitt the embryo?,
Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?