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A cocktail consisting of an addmixture of Scotch, Bourbon, and Beer.
Holy shit, I can't believe I just drank a John Lee Hooker.
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When a female has the most amazing of asses.... John Wayne was known as "The Duke" and John Wayne Booty is known as "The Dook".
Hey Rob, yeah Dan? Check out the John Wayne booty on that ho.... its the "DOOK". Hell Yes, I wish she'd shit on my chest.
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A school in Astoria that accepts literally everyone. If you’re chopped and desperate this is the place for you, and they always think they’re the shit for having people film there. You don’t know completely what I’m talking about because it’s a sjp thing. If you go to St Johns prep you will get automatically get ripped on and the principal is an old ugly bitch.
It’s a St Johns Prep thing you would not get it.
Hey she is ugly, flat, and desperate is she a St Johns Prep bitch?
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A high school for a bunch of rich snobs that think they're superior because they go to a school that is private.
PJ Student: I go to a school that is private, I'm way smarter than those Jefferson students.
JTHS Student: Everyone thinks Pope John highschool students are fags.
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A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.
Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?
Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.
Joel: Bummer
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Airing on HBO in the slot previously filled by The Sopranos, John From Cincinnati is a drama series in which the viewer can watch all ten episodes of the first season and still have a limited idea of what is actually happening in the show throughout. The viewer will find that after watching the first episode, subsequent episodes provide little if any satisfaction or insight into what the writers are trying to achieve. Castmembers acting abilities are mediocre at best. Essentially, this show is one large waste of time.
Jim: Yo stan, wanna go to the bar tonight, start the new week off right?
Stan: Nah man, John from Cincinnati's on.
Jim: Wait, you actually watch that shit?
Stan: uhh Yeah.
Jim: Kill yourself.
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The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)
To be more popular then God.
Damn that John The Baptist is amazing
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