A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.
"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."
Demonstration of pooping, typically done in medical trials during dysentery outbreak periods in an attempt to collect research and test population for being infected with dysentery.
"ye olde matey the ol poo show going on down by ends, those crackers won't stop shitting.
A poo chongler is some one who craped their shorts
aww dude your a poo chongler
The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground
"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"
A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.
A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.