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When your starting to fuck but realize you gotta piss and your losing your erection but then you piss and and get back in there like a champion!
We we're passionate and started to fuck but it wasn't any good till I ran off to piss and rally !
The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.
We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!
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The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!
Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.
When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”
A sudden and heavy downpour of anything
Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.
The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock