When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.
2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
She is such a "dirty douche"!
Why are you being a "dirty douche"?
"Want to hit my vape? "
"Nah sorry I'm not a douche fluter"
1. Another word for a matt wagner.
2. Some one very petty that drawls a lot. Professional artist
Who's that guy with Gucci man's tattoo on his arm? Oh, thats Douche Bagner!
1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.
2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."
Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina
troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip