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It is a fact the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is a SHITEATER as this enforces this for LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS AND BABIES.
A demonstration to all PEDOPHILES new laws are being past of "SEE HOW IT FEELS".
It is essential to indulge in MANDATORY V0MIT EATING as the VOMIT comes from the ASSH0LE and the EATING IS SHIT so ASSH0LE SHIT needs ANAL ALAN to complete the cycle of extreme legitimacy.
Letting you know how important that STARTING ASSH0LE is and advantageous PEDOPHILES as eventual MANDATORY V0MIT EATING from MANDATORY SHITEATING is absolutely essential and no longer optional.
Well FINGER ASSH0LE who was caught committing PEDOPHILIA and VOMIT EATING = ASSH0LE SHIT and ANAL ALAN has to show you on VIDEO how the MANDATORY V0MIT EATING is done.
EAT GAY ASSH0LE
EAT THE V0MIT
EATING THE ASSH0LE
EAT SHIT GAY V0MIT
MANDATORY SHITEATER
0H EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE
PEDOPHILE = 0H EAT SHIT
MAKE YOURSELF SHIT
EAT ALL THE SHIT
MANDATORY VOMIT C0MING
MANDATORY V0MIT EATING soon.
Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.
A dog eat dog world is not a reality, humans came up with that to compare themselves to their dogs.
"Dog eat dog" is analogous to the idiom "every man for himself", which implies a situation in which fierce deadly competition is necessary for your survival.
Some of these recent definitions seem to be offended at this saying due to their ignorance of the origin behind this 500 year old idiom. Some people do not seem to realize that this idiom is NOT meant to be taken literally. So, why is it called "dog eat dog" you may eagerly ask? Well, the idiom is actually a play on the much older latin idiom "dog does NOT eat dog" (canis caninam non est), which originated as early as 43 BC and first spoken by Roman scholar Marcus Tarentius Varro.
"Dog does not eat dog" is a proverbial saying indicating that even animals are better than humans in that they don’t prey on their own kind. The phrase entered into English discourse in 1543. Eventually, the phrase got flipped and applied to humans and henceforth "dog eat dog" was born. Both idioms generally imply the same thing (that humans are capable of being merciless).
So to summarize, the idiom "dog-eat-dog" is derived from its parent idiom "dog-does-not-eat-dog". The latter idiom makes sense in and of itself, while the former idiom ONLY makes sense in relation to its latter.
Case closed and dismissed.
Me: It's a dog eat dog world out there.
Some kid: No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.
Me: My guy, you are so heavily misinformed. Dog eat dog isn't referring to dogs, it's referring to humans.
Some kid: So why don't they just name it "human eat human" instead?
Me: Because context my guy, it's all about context. You see... "dog eat dog" actually belongs to the much older idiom "dog does not eat dog", indicating that dogs never prey on their own kind. It took around 700 years for this idiom to become flipped and applied to humans. And if it weren't applied to humans, well, that would completely negate the original meaning as that would imply dogs are merciless in which they aren't (most animals will back down from a fight if they lose, humans don't).
Some kid: No reply.
Me: Also since you took it literally, I'll have you know that from an evolutionary standpoint, dogs will eat other dogs if this is what ensures their survival.
When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.
Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.
With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.
so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing
elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3