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The day on October 3rd to grab any guy's dick on purpose!
Brian: What day is it today?
Eva: *grabs Brian's dick* why it's national grab dick day
Brian: WOW COOL!
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on november 19 it’s national skip school day
the students skipped school on november 19 as national skip school day
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October 16th
You walk up to your crush and ask for head and you shall receive
“Hey today is National get head day, can I have some head.”
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On this day you gotta kiss any guy/girl with a mullet
Hey you hear it national kiss a mullet day bows my chance to kiss that cute truck guy
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June 20th all the way to june 30th swallowing dick is a task for them freaky motherfuckers
Keisha: girl its national swallow dick trip you know what al finna get
My: oul girl you a nasty ho but shid even though sizan dont deserve it guess my nigga gon get it
Keisha: ahhh periodt show him how that neck work
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December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”
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On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.
Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!
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