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1)A man that has no problems being sensual(cuddling, carressing) or close with women yet draws the line when it comes to being intimate (kissing, intercourse, oral satisfaction) with just ANY lady. Has respect for himself and his chosen lady to be intimate with the one that he deams worthy.
2)The "Grown-Up" version of a holla back boy.
EX: When I was a kid, I was a holla back boy. Now imma man and I am a Holla Back Guy for just my lady.
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You know Bill Nye The Science Guy?
Yeah, he's a total legend!
bonerific Paedophile Jimmy Saville
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A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?
George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?
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1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.
2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.
(after asking everybody you know if they are their trousers) 'Guys! These aren't my trousers!'
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Standard response given when one is asked where he/she obtained illegal mind-altering substances.
Officer: Where did you get the joint?
Hippie: "Well sir, I got it from Some Black guy at the mall!"
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Some mind-blowing last words, said by Ronnie McNutt on Facebook live before pointing a rifle (not a shotgun, it was a rifle) to his chin and shooting himself, literally blowing out his mind.
Ronnie McNutt: Hey guys, I guess that's it.
*Ringtone Noises*
*BANG*
*More Ringtone Noises*
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Five guys one milkshake is the fine art of 5 men ejaculatong multiple times in a large glass. After multiple sessions of these men ejaculating in the glass they make a girl drink it. This method of insane erotica is commonly seen in
Pornography
Rihanna music videos
Keeping up with the Kardashians
Ellen
And is mostly used when a group of small white ninth graders try and make fun of you're typical blonde girl stereotype
"Yo dude we got that one girl to take part in a Five Guys One Milkshake orgy"
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