West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.

Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!

Wet Wayne

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone's belly button.

Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.

Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?

Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.

it's wet paint

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini

" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "

Wet item

Pakistani restaurant menu items that are soupy in nature such as Nihari

Bro 1: Bro I can’t decide what I want to eat.
Bro 2: do you want dry item or wet item?

Wet

owen = wettest being in the world

i will owen you = i will make you the wettest thing in the world

Wet

Owen

Owen is SO wet

wet

usually used if your a British roadman to describe something that is “cringe” or a threat to their toxic masculinity

“mans don’t do that, that’s propa wet!”