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old mug

Wide and hallow dick

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.

by Stuffgun February 15, 2017


Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.

by Father of 7 May 21, 2018


Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 16, 2012


old bert

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.

You hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an Old Bert caused it.

by Old_Bert July 1, 2017


old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021


3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'

I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.

by Vivvy12345 April 15, 2021


old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.

As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.

by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010