When you’re about to shove it in but miss and hit the cheek instead.
FUCK! I JUST GOT BANANA TRAUMA!
Wanna join me, Benjamin, and Nathaniel in the banana tree? We'd really like you to cum with us.
When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
When a woman has acid reflux then performs a blowjob.
Last night was great up until Sharon gave me a burning banana cave. Now my penis feels like its sunburned.
It’s a word to adentify somthing bad. Often used as a better alternative to a sver word.
Bill -“did you see that movie a talkt about”
Frank -“ ye, it was like a forking banana”
Bill -“Frank, i don’t think it’s a good idea that we be friends anymore “
Frank -“you were all ways a forking banana Bill”
I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch
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