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The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).
I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!
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When a girl thrusts her vagina into your nose causing it to bleed.
This one time I had a threeway with a straight girl and gave her a fish punch taco.
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A two card hand in poker (usually texas hold 'em) which is exactly a Jack and a Seven of any suit. The Jack implies the "Hook" while the "Lucky" aspect comes from the "lucky number seven" that accompanies it.
The dealer dealt me a Jack and a Seven, I have the Lucky Fish Hook.
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This is when you have someone or multiple of people visiting your home or hanging out with you. They are getting old and its time for them to go but they are still here. You want to get rid of them.
ex.1: They have been her all weekend. They are starting to smell like fish.
ex.2: Are they smelling like fishyet?
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A game often played by males. Person A will sneak up behind Person B and grab the his nipple. Person A then yells, "Name five fish!" and will not let go of Person B's nipple until he names the five fish. The pain being inflicted on Person B's nipple makes it extremely hard for him to name five fish. The game can also be played by naming five presidents, fruits, vegetables, sneaker brands, state capitals, etc.
John: (grabs Jim's nipple) Name Five Fish!
Jim: OWW! Let go of my nipple you fucker! Shit! Salmon, snapper... fuck I can't think of another!! Trout, goldfish... GOD DAMMIT!!! My tit hurts so fucking badly!!! Uhhh... GROUPER!!! YES! GET OFF MY NIPPLE!!
John: Hahaha
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