Fortnite

a game that came up and is stealing our mans in 2018

girlfriend: “hey babe”
“hello”
“why aren’t you answering me”
“babe”

“what are you doing”
boyfriend: “ what the fuck yo dumb ass was blowing up my shit and made me lose in fortnite😤”

fortnite

The game Elon Musk purchased and deleted. Can only be found in museums?

Elon Musk buys fortnite and deletes it.

Fortnite

It’s a hot steaming pile of shit

You play Fortnite haha

Fortnite

The new version of gay porn

<You> Yo I’m going to play Fortnite

<friend> Damn you’re as gay as 2 men fucking.

Fortnite

Get a fuckin life

i got a my first win in fortnite.

Fortnite

A game for literally for the bottom of the barrel. The brattiest of the brats. The sweatiest of all sweats. This game latches onto absolutely everything that can make the dipshits at Epic Games a whole lotta money. I'm sick of having to look at this god forsaken video game. I'd rather play "Thinking Space" from gd, or rewatch Minions (2015). That's how much I hate this game.

9 year old little shit: HeY mOMmY, CaN i BoRROw sOmE v-bUX 4 fORtnItE pWeEeEeEeEEeeeZZ!?!?!?!?!?

FORTNITE

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GUY 1. you want to play FORTNITE?
GUY 2. NO YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU.