Pac Man Hand

The result of an epic Pac Man gaming session. The hand is tight like a claw, and generally the thumbs, wrists and fingers are unusable. Like RSI, but with more immediate effects.

The condition can also be brought on by other arcade and console games especially if you are the competitive sort and are a bit heavy handed with the joystick/controller.

I only lost the game coz I had Pac Man Hand.

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White Hand of Saruman

The act of jerking off in someone else's house, making sure to get all of the cum completely on your hand, and then leaving a hand print on a piece of their furniture.

When I was in Chicago, Tommy left a White Hand of Saruman on my comforter...

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Dirty Hand Syndrome

Usually a product of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this syndrome refers to those days when your hands never feel clean, no matter how many times you wash them. Throughout the day you will feel anxiety induced by an apparent mitten of filth that covers your hands. Remedies toward this syndrome: showering - merely washing your hands with soap and water will not suffice.

I've been suffering from Dirty Hand Syndrome all day...no matter how many times I wash them they never feel clean!

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Dick In My Hand

A phrase said to expressing male pride.
Having your "dick in your hand", though not literally, means you are holding your pride, in reference to a man's penis being his pride and joy. Often makes him feel like the shit.

Mystikal: I came up in the club with my dick in my hand!....

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check my hand

1. The absolute ugliest point at which a man will have sex with a women.

1. Yo man, what about that chick? I dunno, let me check my hand. Nope! My hand still looks better than her.

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jazz hands vagina

When her outer lips are way out of control, and look like a bunch of flailing fingers surrounding a gaping mouth. A vagina which appears to be impersonating jazz hands.

I had to close my eyes when I went down on her, though, because she had a jazz hands vagina

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hands-free blowjob

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.

Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!

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