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When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart
Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again
Penis brain jaw, how you win a fight.
“Hey did you pull a pb&j on that motherfucker”
“Yea man, he won’t act hard no mo”
The art of stacking Peanut butter and Jelly inside a sandwich. But always get the ingredients SEPARATE!
' Man this PB & J is so good!'
When a guy rubs peanut butter all over his dick and then has sex with a girl on her period.
Guy 1: "So did you and Emily have sex last night?"
Guy2: "No man, she was on her period."
Guy 1: "You should've tried a PB&J!"
Originally used for talking about a blow job in public, it is now used as a way of saying the word 'blow job' discreetly. Referencing the sandwich Peanut Butter and Jelly, it stands for Public Blow Job.
Person 1: did you hear person was giving other person a Pb&J in the principals office?
Person 2: What?!?
Reciving a blow job or oral sex in a porter potty.
Last night at the church picnic the priest gave me a PB&J. It was Godly