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25th of november is national kiss your crush day! So have fun
Some girl: Hi, do you know what day today is?
Boy: Yes, it’s 25th, why?
The girl: *kiss him*
Boy: Wdyd
The girl: Today is national kiss your crush day
It's the day when you can kiss your crush whenever you want
You:kiss your crush
Crush: what's that
You: it's kiss your crush day
Kiss your crush/bf/gf dayyy
You can kiss them whenever you want
You:kiss your crush
Crush: what's that?
You:it's kiss your crush day
When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds
Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.
The Brown Kiss is when you finally trust that fart and suddenly feel a little wetness in your underwear.
Yoo i gotta go, bro, i just got The Brown Kiss.
The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.
Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.
Lighting a fire around the anus and putting it out with your tongue
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