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The relationship between two or more side bitches who are sleeping with the same taken man
His second side bitch just found out she has a side bitch-in-law
1- Second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed.
3- 2C1R-in-law.
My second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.
"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
1- First-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed.
3- 1C2R-in-law.
My first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
The rule that you are only allowed to tell your dreams to the person or persons that you are sleeping with. If you tell anyone else, then you have to sleep with them, too.
Person A: "I had the weirdest dream last night..."
Person B: "Nope! Remember Bosnick's Law - I don't want to sleep with you, nor hear your weird dreams!"
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison or reference involving Donald Trump grows more and more likely.
Originally coined by Truman of the Return 2 Reason podcast.
Truman's law says that it is inevitable Trump's name will be mentioned if a meeting goes longer than 90 minutes, no matter the topic of the meeting.
Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .
Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.
But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .
In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.