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When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"
Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"
Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit
Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”
An old fashion hand job with no type of lubricant
Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty
After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..