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Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
A pseudo-sophisticated female who enjoys cheap wine as well as a penis sliding down her throat. Can be abbreviated to TBC
Mary: Give me some more wine! I'm feeling frisky.
Steve: Shut up, Mary! You're being a total two buck chick.
Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines
I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual
When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.
Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.
Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.
I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!