Bowd Boner

Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.

Ben: "Look at fat Bowd Boner"

walk out boner

A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.

Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.

Chilly Boner

A non sexual boner

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."

crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.

I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

boner bump

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner

hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"