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While one is having sexual intercourse with his girl and they are fucking but while his penis is in her he grabs the end of it and "shakes hands with mr. happy" until he climaxes.
Friend: "Hey man what did you do last night, you look exhausted"
You: "Oh well man, Jack-In-The-Box came pretty "handy" last night near the "end" of my session with my wife."
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A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.
This crack in the box is so interesting! NOT!
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This grotesque act takes place when two individuals decide to gorge themselves with insane amounts of flaming hot cajun food. When both parties first discover signs of warning, and are ready to extract all this hot garbage, they arm eachother with straws, maneuver themselves into the 69 position and proceed to insert the straws into eachothers o-ring. As they simultaneously blast out this fire of filth, the two slurp it down like one would devour a triple thick milkshake. DELICIOUS!!!!!
Jacob and his girlfriend are huge fans of fiery hot cajun shrimp gumbo, and both have an insatiable fetish for poo. As kinky as the two are, Jacob suggested they experience the best of both worlds, by performing a Louisiana Lunch Box on eachother.
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The Juicebox Generation is a sub group betwixt Gen X and Gen Y'rs. It was the late 1980's to early 1990's when both parents were working full time. Moms sent their kids off to school with packed lunches complete with you guessed it: a Juice box.
What's up with kids these days? All they do is play video games and watch TV.
You can blame their Juice Box Generation parents...
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Refers to warehouse stores, not because they are in big box-shaped buildings, but because the merchandise comes in big, bulk boxes for stocking items in quantity rather than individual portions. Costco, BJ's, Sam's Club, are big-box stores. Walmart and Target are not.
People who use this term to refer simply to big stores are clueless. Almost all stores are in big rectangular buildings. This is not what the phrase means.
"Save by stocking up at a big-box store."
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An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
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1.A real bitch with a gruby vagina
2.A mole which burries into the sloppy box
1.She was a sloppy box mole.
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