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an Australian way of expressing surprise
spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf
Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.
"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."
The meaning is when someone is laughing uncontrollably something
Ryan: insert something funny here
Stephanie: IM DEAD LMAOOO
I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny
when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”
teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”
matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”
a wholesome and wonderful person who created the past
"hey dead smile hows the story coming along?"
"jkBHBKFHSHJBGNJKBLGKLSKNJGJKNNJKGLKLSGJNJKBJMNNLJ:JGLNJNDGJSNJGJG"