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A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.
Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest"
David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
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blow job given by a chick that has lipstick on, leaving a ring of color around a dudes dick
when kim got all whored up that night she gave paul the prettiest rainbow dick he ever had.
taste the rainbow baby!
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A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.
Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.
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Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.
While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"
"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
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Someone who is poor at catching objects such as balls in sports or anything being passed or thrown to them. Hence their fingers are resemblant of flaccid penises.
"Michael Hairsine always drops the ball"
"Ya, he has dick fingers for sure"
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Having a tiny penis and never getting laid
Grant has a baby dick. He never gets laid either. Poor Grant. You should move to Madacascar, baby dick.
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