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a man can only be named bean dip (the act of flicking a man/woman's breast with the finger, similar to dipping a chip in bean dip) king if he does this act to a complete stranger female (ie. walking down the street)
Phil: Dude, you just bean dipped that random chick! Man, you are the bean dip king.
Brent: Yeah! Too bad she's going to sue me for sexual harassment.
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When a movie, book, or story being told by a friend tells a wonderful story, with vivid colors and great imagination, but absolutely fucks up the ending with something that doesn't make any sense and seems like the ending was created by a cat or some other animal.
Friend 1: Dude, I watched Fight Club over the weekend. Those last 5 minutes were the worst movie ending ever.
Friend 2: Oh my god, they sure Stephen King-ed it.
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Bro biggie is the king
DISGUSTING, Pop Smoke is the God of NY, The King of New York, Jesus of rap, Empire state emperor,
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Bunch of gay people made out of chocolate
"The Next person to walk in the room is King of the Chocolate Gays"
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When you fall asleep and wake up in what feels like a short second
-person1 “Yo I fell asleep at like 12:00 and woke up at 6 but it went by faster than a bullet”
-person2 “Yeah that’s the King Crimson effect”
-person1 “The king-what-now effect”?
-person2 “The JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ability King Crimson can erase and skip time”
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A man who when entering a room causes women to rip off there clothes.
Well then phone over Sean he's a Home Run King. If he comes over all the chicks will be ripping off their clothes. The only problem is they all might go home with him
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a dumbass kid who likes to use the words 'ghey' and 'owned' to their maximum capacity. He wants to be a ninja, but just ends up giving into his urges for pirate style ass sex.
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