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Slovenian foot job

when a female beets ur meat with calloused feet

yo my homie gΓΌnter be gettin a slovenian foot job tonight

by πŸ…³πŸ…°πŸ…½πŸ…½πŸ†ˆ πŸ…³πŸ…΄πŸ†…πŸ…ΈπŸ†ƒπŸ…Ύ August 12, 2020

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


better paying job

A job that pays, as the name suggests, better ( ie more than) minimum wage in your society

S on: I want a better paying job, but don't want to start by working at

McDonald's or Burger King

Dad: oh well, you can start by trying to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma March 14, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


canadian snow job

The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.

She lost her headache while giving a Canadian Snow Job.

by Darwin Ism November 30, 2016

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Good job team!

The exclamation after a job well done...well done at least.

after a group of people are gathered to complete a task. But ironically only one person does all the work.

mowwie: ..fucking Christ. finally done..

Wowwie: Good job team!

Mowwie: the fuck you talking `bout team? lazy som`bitch

by sympothetic botanist September 1, 2008

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Boston Brake Job

A sexual act involving a man's erect penis, a Boston cream doughnut and fellatio giving a crude resemblance to the mounting of a brake disk on a wheel hub. The doughnut is pressed onto the man's erect penis and once the penis has broken through to the other side fellatio is performed on the now cream covered penis.

"Fuck we were so drunk last night that after we got home from Tim Hortons, River busted out the last Boston cream and gave me the ole Boston Brake job"

by Rolo Tony May 1, 2009

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


GREEN COLLAR JOB

Any occupation and/or work that promotes and adheres to saving the environment.

The next generation of industries will be environmental freindly and will be offereing Green Collar Jobs.

by Jeff Bedia February 18, 2008

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


BYU Blow Job

The act of a Brigham Young University Coed grabbing her boyfriend's or Date's genitalia with a relaxed grip and briefly licking the areas of his shaft in between her fingers with her tongue in a teasing manner but not placing any portion entirely in her mouth so as to act like she really isn't giving him head to avoid feeling guilt and/or church discipline.

Roommate: Hey Josh, how was your first date with Stephanie last night, are you two going to have to see the Bishop ha?

Josh: Bro! It was sweet bro! But Naw, Oral is Moral, plus she didn't 'technically' suck my D okay, she just gave me the good old BYU Blow Job so we're good bro!

by yobroseph July 4, 2010

49πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž