Also known as fart
The gases that arise from your poo while pooping
Man My poo smoke is hella smelly today- what the hell did I eat?
You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace
When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment
'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'
'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'
An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.
person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea
Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.
Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones
Although MY mum is 5% worse
“Dad-I need the toilet
Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo