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jacob house

A jacob house probably sent you here to read this and trusts you with this information specifically. Still, if you stumbled across this by accident, then congrats, you now know a lot about how a jacob house works, not that this information will be beneficial to you.

A jacob house is likely afraid that they don't meet your expectations.

If a jacob house has sent you here, then they are likely unable to find a way to communicate effectively with you.

if a jacob house sent you here, you have likely unknowingly become the center of their world, and they would do nearly anything you asked them to

if a jacob house sent you here, then they likely want you to know that if you tell them to go away and never speak to you again, they will do their absolute best to make sure your paths never cross again

a jacob house loves to talk to interesting people but worries that they are being a nuisance

a jacob house loves giving attention but is saddened when none is received in return

a jacob house gets worried easily about whether or not they show enough emotion when speaking

if a jacob sent you here, then they hope this helps make things clear, and if not, they hope you will ask them directly and let them know you have seen this message

a jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least can help make it be

oh hey, that's a jacob house that's quite interesting

by definitly not jacob house April 7, 2022


Unanue House

Dormitory at The Catholic University of America. Located in Centennial Village and houses the Freshman Residential College Program. Adds "unan-" or "unana-" as a prefix to almost everything that is associated to themselves or the house.

Unanue House

by CathKid May 1, 2010


Normanby House

A underrated college at Monash University full of losers and alcoholics. Common past times include drinking, puzzles and nott night preparations in the 'Rhino Room' the only place where booze is allowed. Normanby residences are a bunch of forgettable nobodies separated from the rest of Monash colleges by a road which they have never crossed in there life. Normanby residents are cryptids and legends, you earn a gold star if you come across them anywhere other than Uncle Dans. Normanby has a fork stealing problem and have not a single sporty resident anywhere.

Person 1: Hey did you go that party at Normanby House?

Person 2: I didn't even know people lived there? Isn't going to be knocked down anyway?
Person 1: Hopefully, no one there has a life.

by MothDaddy August 21, 2021


House Gobbler

When a woman has a man.But still tries to have relationships with the Nabor’s.

The house Gobbler is out talking to the Nabor’s a certain way. Giving hints that they want some.

by Larry pastor December 16, 2021


No house nigga

When a African American is with a white woman that tries to act white but has no house nor can he afford one

When an African American has no taste in house music

Girl why are you with Malcolm he’s a no house nigga

Goes to a party
“Dude no house…nigga

by November 9, 2021


front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024


slay the mf house down

to slay so hard that the brick and mortar shakes beneath your feet. a rare and prestigious compliment to receive or a phrase of general encouragement

“Don’t be nervous; i know you’re gonna slay the mf house down!”

by slaybae69 February 20, 2023