Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

fire stuck

When a player in titanfall 2 throws a firestar at their own teammate.

This idiot just fire stuck me!

Dave’s fire finger

Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.

“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.

Fire Camel

The act of covering your genitalia with hot sauce, then receiving fellatio from another party.

Girl 1: "Yeah, Johnny made me do the Fire Camel last night."
Girl 2: "Oh my god! That's terrible!
Girl 1 : "Well, at least it tasted better than Taco Bell."

Water to Fire

The increase in intensity of an event. Abbreviated as WTF. More commonly used in Malaysian / Singaporean English slang

Dude like WTF (water to fire) la , we have a sudden mock test tommorow

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