When an infant or toddler is so skilled at blowing shit out of his or her diaper as to earn a rank, that rank is Poop Nukem
F*** sakes my kid just shit everywhere... Poop nukem strikes again
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The moment of bliss after you release the poop you have been storing the whole car trip.
Man 1-Dude my hotel poop was great last night.
Man 2- How long was your car ride?
Man 1- 6 hours.
Man 2-Dude, nice.
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when your eating out an ass, but it smells frightful and looks like it's been stretched out and wrinkled. A poop tuba is generally caused by forgetting to shower. Only fucking retards are known to have poop tubas because everybody showers before sex.
I ate out a girl butthole last night, but she had a real stinky poop tuba. Never gonna fuck her again.
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Unicorn poop
When you're stabbed in the head and your brain starts spewing blood๐โผ
Alex was stabbed so bad, on the head last night!!! You should've seen the large amount of unicorn poop that spewed out of his head.
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1. Someone self centered and feels that it is rude on other's part to insult her/him or ignore her/him.
2. Someone who calls everyone around him/her a coward yet is one himself/herself.
1. She was so pissed that we'd forgotten to name her. She reminds me of a Sangi-Poop.
2. She called us cowards, yet she didn't have the guts to do it herself. What a Sangi-Poop!
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Aggressive shoe tread that offers no more traction than slick-bottomed soles but easily catches and carries poop until the tread comes in contact with any carpeted surface.
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