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Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.
"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".
Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.
National slap Bailey day on Twitter.
May 8th-May 14th is national slap that big fat ass week
James: “Bro did you hear todays May 8th it’s national slap that big fat ass week.”
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*
Every day is slap Lottie Goodens arse day
Let’s Slap Lottie Goodens Arse Day
October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People
Hey its National Slap Tall People Month
November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol
"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"
"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"