Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.

Martha is a douche

Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'

Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"

Douche

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen

Carmen is a douche

Douche

A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick

Look at that gay douche

douche

loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.

"Trying to tell me about your holiday at this kid's funeral? Man, are YOU a douche!"

Douche

A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..

Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*