the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable
Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."
The equivalent to "suck my dick."
"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."
National eat someone out day is on May 18th is when you eat someone's pussy or ass at least once.
"Yo it's national eat someone out day you know what that means."
An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football
How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?
No, I tried every week.
Man, you must suck as fantasy football.
Eat my add…
The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.
My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.
suck a dick equivalent to telling someone suck a dick or smd