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Somebody who frequently free loads, complains about normal prices, doesn’t participate in events because they don’t want to pay, buys cheap things for other people and indulges on self, asks you for the 26 cents you owe them, requests to speak to manager to get discount, has a very hard time sharing. They are the type that will ask for the bill for only what they ate on a date, and on girls nights out somehow always get out of being the person to call the Uber or buy a round of drinks for the crew.
A person who is defined as a chincey ass hoe probably doesn’t realize that they are a chincey ass hoe.
Being a chincey ass hoe should be embarrassing, and is a frequent symptom in children who suffer from middle child syndrome, especially those who grew up in low income households. These chincey ass hoes were given very little attention as children and had to fight for love. In early adolescence and young adulthood they turn to money for comfort and in turn can’t bare to part with it.
Being a chincey ass hoe is classless af and you should avoid these people like the trailer trash they are.
I went to see the Gilmore concert with Kyle and he asked me to split the 2 dollars we paid for parking. What a chincey ass hoe!
Weird how Shelby somehow always has a dead phone when we need to order the Uber’s. This hoe is chincey.
My chincey ass hoe of a housemate asked me each of our housemates for 1.25 to split on the drains she bought.
Went out to a restaurant and Megan ate a ton of food and ordered 6 martinis and then asked to split the bill evenly and she didn’t tip. I had a salad and water, smh, what a chincey ass hoe.
Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.
Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.
Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
Hooptie Honda Hoe
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noun/adjective
1.
a single distinct meaningful word used to descripe a level 2 hood rat known as a (possum) in her thirties , used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a hot box typically and most often in the ghetto known as the hood .
synonyms:Honda Hoot, Possum Pussy, Whored Accord ; More
verb
1.
(Honda Hoeing).
"she honda hoes her hooter in a particularly ironic way"
synonyms: Honda Hooting, Pussy Possum Popping, Acura Couch Hating, Bologna Envy; More
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INFORMAL
1.
used to express the next genertaion of hood rat.
"“ That Hooptie Honda Hoe hootered her honda in one dangerous way within the Hood while Pussy Possum Popping.”
“The whored Accord .”"
The ultimate status of a chad, one who has achieved so many hoes that it is unbelievable how chad one man is.
Yo I heard Michael has 5 billion hoes wtf??
A person who is in love with k-pop, and is willing to bust down for their bias anytime.
“Did you hear? Angelica is a k-pop hoe”
“Oh really, she must really want to bust down for yoongi while listening to Daechwita”
When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.