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by the skin of my tits

A funny version of the classic phrase " The skin of my teeth" but replace the teeth with tits

Holy shit man ! I just got out of there by the skin of my tits!

by Tacos 'n Tits March 5, 2017

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Waste of tits (W.O.T.)

A young women that doesn't engage in sexual behavior.

Person 1: Man, that chick has a great rack, who's she dating?

Person 2: Waste of tits (W.O.T.)

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: No chance for a fondle, she's only into Jesus.

by UFish November 10, 2011

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Tit-Slogan Townie

A loose chick usually found at bars, wears small shirt with words printed right over the overtly large breasts. Generally drunk and easy, but prone to the phrase "what are you staring at?"

1) "hey check out that tit-slogan townie over in the corner, she'll definitely put out."

2) "Do you see that tit-slogan townie? she's such a tramp, walking gonnoreah anyone?"

by i0.antichrist October 17, 2006

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tits up

the shit is ready, let's go.

the trucks tits are up, rock and roll

by rob warren February 22, 2005

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Tits mcgee

When a women or mans tits start lactating even if they are not pregnants

" Holy Shit yo werd that chick has total tits Mcgee"

" whats Tits Mcgee"?

" You know when some ones Tits start lactating even when there not pregnant"

"ohhh My mom has tits Mcgee"

by Joseph Khan March 28, 2005

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sour milk tits

Juice from tits that has become thick, creamy, and rancid more like rotten butter than milk for some reason. Possibly from an old ass lady or someone that has died.

Rick: I was banging that pregnant hooker last night and she sure as hell as some sour milk tits.

Jake: Maybe she has been eating a lot of those sour Warhead motherfuckers

Rick: I don't know, sucks balls to be that baby

by bballpj28 January 14, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit for your tit

Getting an expected outcome, reward, or otherwise consequence (shit) for the hard effort and dedication one puts into something (tit)

man 1: Dude, I busted my ass waiting on that party, and they stiffed me..

man 2: Looks like you didn't get shit for your tit..

by Jweezy1212 March 9, 2009

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