swedish cheese

This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese."

The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.

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Cheese Mac

A burger full of giz.

U better not give me a cheese mac.

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Sliding the Cheese

When a man performs cunnilingus on a yeast infected vagina, collects all the "yeasties" on his tongue and French kisses the woman.

This girl had a yeast infection and asked me if I was down for sliding the cheese with her and some close friends.

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Kangaroo Cheese

The crusty cheese like substance in a person's "down under" area that stinks SO bad you have to jump back.

Hey, y'all know fat Becky? Her Kangaroo Cheese almost made me knock myself out last night!

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Bad Cheese

Bad Cheese is defined as highly odorant flatulence, or beefy defication.

Dude, do you have bad cheese??? That fucking reeks.

or

Fucking hell, my bad cheese is brutal! My ringpiece is burning.

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Leftover Cheese

Noun) The gunk that you find in your belly button after 14 weeks without a shower or bath.

"Did you see Katie's leftover cheese when she was in the pool at the party?"

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Government cheese

a hot girl with a nice ass that you suspect was at sometime fed with food stamps.

Ted said to Chris about the hot girl standing at the corner,"Look at all the government cheese."

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