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Used to depict unlucky moments and make a funny twist to them.
Person 1: *Drops glass - Shatters on floor*
Person 2: Ahh Nooe. D:
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PUMP and DUMP Weekend
having sexual intercourse and then dumping the partner
I have two bitches lined up for a P&D weekend
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Someone who you do not want to mess with, or fight, but at the same time is a 'ladies man'. Compared closely to Shaft or James Bond.
"Man, that guy is this shit! He get the girls, and he's tough as hell! He's a damn DDay!
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a. A drink that includes sunny D and also Rum
Fuck beer imma have sum sunny d and rum
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When a girl is extremely fat and it causes them to have double d's but only because of her fat.
Guy 1: look at that girls tits
Guy 2: look how fat she is those are totally Mickey Double D's
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When someone does a combination of a T-bag and a Brown Nose. When someone drags their balls across someones face, then the face goes across the guch, and onto the ass.
Term also known as DFF. Stands for Dirty Face Fuck. The last word of the acronym can be replace with Fucker, or Fucked. The acronym is not used among your friends. You only use the acronym form while talking around someone you dont want to hear or understand what your talking about, such as a teacher or parent
Usually this is preformed on someone who is sleeping, as an act of humiliating and making them feel extremely violated and dead inside, for they were just used as a piece of toilet paper.
After the person gets their face fucked; they feel dirty, or like a whore with 6 STD's. They will also smell like the Dirty Face Fuckers ass, and like the DFF took a shit on them.
"Hey Nick, you just got dirty face fucked."
"Jared, your a dirty face fucker."
"Hey guys, should I pull a dirty face fuck on him?"
"Awe, you just got D double F'd."
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A game, usually played by girls. It stands for Truth, Dare, or Marry-Fuck-Kill. Player 1 will ask, often by writing it down, if Player 2 wants T, D, or MFK. Player 2 chooses, and if it's Truth or Dare, a question is asked, or Player 2 is dared to do something. If MFK is chosen, Player 1 picks 3 people (if it's girls, guys are listed, if it's guys, girls are listed) and Player 2 has to say who they would rather marry, fuck, and kill. Usually the people are people Player 2 doesn't like, but sometimes they could be people they really like. Basically just a game for very bored people, and it's ALWAYS entertaining.
Girl 1: I'm SO bored.
Girl 2: Let's play T, D, or MFK!
Girl 1: Okay! You first. T, D, or MFK?
Girl 2: Ummm...MFK.
Girl 1: Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3.
Girl 2: I hate all of them!!!
Girl 1: *laughs* Just choose.
Girl 2: Fine. *laughs* Kill Guy 2, marry Guy 1, and fuck Guy 3.
*Laughter*
Girl 2: Your turn!
You get the idea.
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