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The newest halo machine. Nothing more.
Man, lets go play halo 3 on my new halo machine (x-box 360).
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when a girl is a virgin and you puncture that pussy like a balloon or put a balloon in the pussy and blow it up.
make sure you tight balloon box that pussy tonight
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Played normally by kids age 12-18, a slap box is the rectangular hemming on the very top of the back of one's shirt, where the tag is tied on on the other side. If you have one, someone will shout "slapbox!" at you, and hit your back where the box is.
Dude I'm still sore from when Chad slap boxed me.
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A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
What Lowes employees call Home Depot.
Dale: If you're looking for the "Echo" brand of weedeaters, you need to go to the big orange box.
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When you have a plethora of items in your pocket, and they all dump out over a period of time.
Me: hey you dropped more shit!
You: ah jeez, look at me being a McDonald's Dump Box again!
The affliction where self-righteous members on social media decide they need to preach morals to the rest of the members.
My neighbor has a severe case of soap box syndrome. He is always telling dog owners how they should leash their dogs on his Facebook page.