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The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.
This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.
someone who is confusing as hell
He won’t let me know what he wants, he’s being such a boi ass right now.
Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
When your underwear goes into your ass crack and you have a hard time pulling it out. It gets stuck in there because of poor wiping.
guy 1: My underwear is stuck because I have a sticky ass. guy 2: Man you need to start using wet wipes.
When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus
Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass
dunk with ass jump
When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.
"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."