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its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock

Basically applied to any retard who does some Jackass or Dirty Sanchez stuff, and usually, the mature person like a parent or police officer or care worker etc will say it.

"Officer, i was only doing a grind on that rusty fence with a rickety skateboard near that used needle heap because it was funny.
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."

by btardia February 4, 2008

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all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

1. A song I forgot the artist of
2. The most requested birthday wish.

Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*

by coolhandlehere69420 December 27, 2022


You could have went all day without saying that

A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".

Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.

Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!

Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!

by Downstrike May 12, 2006

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Fuck All The HackForum Haters

Fuck All The HackForum Haters - We own you bitches just mad because you're too stupid to use a computer and can't tell the difference between X86 to X64 and probably never will. You fail, go play some more RuneScape as you blast your Miley Cyrus Greatest Hits CD and bitch about things you can't comprehend so you try to put on blast instead. Have a good day, losers. :)

-Added to Urban Dictionary as proof you can add any definition to UD if you're one of us so eat a dick, u jelly bro?

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HFhater: Man that HackForums site is gay, I joined just to download hacking programs but I can't understand anything they're talking about, I clicked a link and now my computer is acting funny. :(

HFLeetUser: LMFAO Noob, brb, swatting all the computers on your network just because I can plus you're a douche and deserve it... owned. :)
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- Fuck All The HackForum Haters -

u mad bro? i bet u are nao lmfaooo
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by Ωmega1337 October 7, 2012

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all your bear share are belong to us

When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.

I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.

by foxybrown August 18, 2007

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All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

a masterpiece, written by Dr. Taylor Swift (aka the music industry) and Liz Rose. released in 2021 on red (taylor’s version), it was originally written in 2011 for the original red album, however was cut down to 5:29. with red (taylor’s version), it was finally released in it’s full glory and poetry.

yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one

(people singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version))
FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN

by monkeymoo ✨ June 4, 2023

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Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars

Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.

Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars

by King panter April 21, 2022

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