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Term used to describe a used condom
Jimmy dared Carissa to swallow the contents of his love tissue
(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
Tender Lovings; when during love making it's gentle, sweet, and passionate.
I just want some tender lovings tonight baby.
When one puts ones lips, lovingly, around ones bumhole and aggressively elongates the tongue in towards the rectum using a swirling and figure of eight motion. Tip! Suck on an ice cube before hand and if you really want, store multiple sauces up there to make it a treat for both!
My friend Liv gave me a bit of bumhole love
Lick of love- when you lick your lovers ass crack.
I gave my girlfriend the lick of love last night
Drunken expressions of affection between new lovers when the normal English vocabulary can’t handle it.
Wk1: “I like you”
Wk3: “I love oh shit ...love-like you”
tbd: “I love you”
It's a feeling you get when you can't stop thinking about the good times with your ex no matter how fucked up they treated you, you want to hate them but those sweet memories won't let you.
Guy 1 :why do you not hate your ex? She cheated on you bro
Guy 2: I want to hate her but the good times we had won't let me, I'm stuck with this lovely nostalgia.