When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
What ladies get from wiping back to front.
Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .
Another name for Valentines Day, hoping you would get choochie if you give her chocolate.
Hey Steve it's Chocolate for Choochie Day, if you give me chocolate, I'll give you choochie. Sara!
When you cover your dick in chocolate so women will give you blow jobs
I had a Chocolate Dinkleberg for dessert ;)
When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.
Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.
When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
the most camp personallity one knows about:
similar to zesty or fruity
"you like aero mint chocolate bar" - meaning someone likes very camp actions